Chuck Norris is a badass.
About our friends Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Vin Diesel.
Walker, Texas Ranger
B.A. Baracus
Riddick
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Chuck Norris is a badass.
"Mr. T scared the black out of Michael Jackson." - priceless
the Chuck Norris one might be the funniest thing i've ever read
His roundhouse kicks are even more badass.
Officially retired
In WWII, Einstien and his colleague Chuck Norris were called upon to develop a weapon capable of mass destruction. They created two. One was the atom bomb. The other, the roundhouse kick. Sending Chuck Norris in to roundhouse kick everyone was much more enviromentally friendly, but in the end the government decided to use the atom bomb. When asked why, an official was quoted saying, "Our goal is to hurt Japan, not decimate it." Hearing this comment, Chuck Norris proceeded to call the official a "wussy", and roundhouse kicked him into a new millenium. This official is known as Al Gore.
Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom.
I never really thought Chucky was a hansome man, but here lately he's just done it for me. I dunno what it is about that man.
magyver is better than chuck
the best one ive ever heard from someone
Mr T isnt black, the sun is just afraid to shine on him.
Reeking of awesomeness!
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